I Hate Water, And I Definitely Hate Swimming
What do you say??? Cleanliness is a half of health??? Listen boss, tell it to someone else. If you have fleas and like to bathe them, it doesn't mean we love it too. Cold water and that stinky soapsuds you say smells so beautiful... You just take a bath, and if you're concerned about us just wipe us with that big towel of yours, you'll be our best friend!