Hospital Cat ‘Predicts’ Death
It's been a hard day, you are not feeling too well, so you lie on your bed and try to relax. Oscar the Cat arrives, hops up on the the bed and joins you, nuzzling you occasionally and purring softly. Does this help?
It depends. If you are on the third floor of Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island, it means that you have a good chance of being dead in the next few hours. Oscar usually ignores the residents in the hospice, but something attracts the 2 year-old cat to dying patients, and his presence on the bed of a seriously ill inmate of the hospice is enough of a signal for staff to alert family of their relative's impending demise. It is needed to say that Oscar doesn’t ‘bring’ death to patients, he indicates it. His so called sixth sense remains a mystery but it is believed that he can smell odors given off by dying cells, after all it is clear that animals have a sense of smell that goes way beyond that of humans.
For all of the educated people in the room, I have edited this “writer’s” “article” to make it more grammatically correct.
It’s been a hard day, you are not feeling too good (<–WELL!), so you lie on your bed and try to relax. Oscar the cat (<–Cat) arrives, hops up on the the bed and joins you, nuzzling you occasionally and purring softly. Does this help?
It depends. If you are on the third floor of Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island (,) it means that you have a good chance of being dead in the next few hours. Oscar usually ignores the residents in the hospice, but something attracts the 2 year-old cat to dying patients, and his presence on the bed of a seriously ill inmate of the hospice is enough of a signal for staff to alert family of their relative's impending demise. It is needed to say that Oscar doesn’t ‘bring’ death to patients, he indicates it. His so called sixth sense remains a mistery (MYSTERY!) but it is believed that he can smell odors given off by dying sells (CELLS!), after all it is clear that animals have a sense of smell that goes way behind (beyond) that of humans.
Mistakes have been corrected, I’m sorry for inconvinience, will pay more attention next time, and the writer has been fired. Thank you for your notice, won’t happen again, have a nice day!
Wow, Sir. You just had a man fired over something as stupid as grammar and spelling. You are a horrible human being and a strait up waste of proteins.
We are in a recession, most writers do not have much money. In an economy where any revenue stream is greatly appreciated, you just denied him one because he provided 10 incorrect characters in a complex system of communication consisting of 813 characters. Despite this, the entire message was conveyed and the story was enjoyable and informative. Yet because he only completed this small portion of his job to an accuracy of 98.77% he was fired on the spot.
We hvae all seen tihs jmluebd wrod acnteode. The human mind is capable of compensating even for massive discrepancies while still understanding the full picture. You say “for all of the educated” but you demand perfection in order for the message to be conveyed? Education apparently does not mean intelligence. The truly intelligent are the ones who can get by just fine with the errors and contribute to humanity by rewarding contribution.
I apologize for any inadvertent spelling or grammar mistakes in the previous. I am but a lowly engineer and not nearly has highly educated as you all with your Bachelor of English degrees.
It was far from real, the writer was not fired, that was full sarcasm up there because the guy complaining was trying to be a total jerk, I would never fire a writer because of that, that is nonsense.
Let us hope not.
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