Funny Cat Personalities

Posted on Saturday February, 19 2011 | 2 Comments 2 Comments

We all know cats can have several personalities depending on their mood. Here are the most notable 13 cat personalities and their examples in photos:

Sink cat

The Sink Cat is usually found in warmer climates where he enjoys the coolness of the porcelain. Sink Cat will not allow you to brush your teeth or wash your hands, and will mock your futile attempts to move him by putting on a cute face. Sink Cat will often drink exclusively from your faucet and will be persistent in making you turn the faucet on for him.

Disdain Cat

Some cats are capable of such a range of facial expressions that their limited vocabulary doesn’t hinder them in the least. Here is an excellent example of Disdain Cat being displeased with the lack of lounging area, or possibly at a dish of dry food that replaced her usual tuna dinner.

Lounge Cat

Now, all cats are Lounge Cats to some extent, but some can take it to a whole new level of lounge-iness. Shown here is a pseudo Lounge Cat. A true Lounge Cat will be completely limp and stretched out to his full extent in order to cover the most area and inconvenience you in the greatest manner. Any object in the way of Lounge Cat will be deposited on the floor.

Luggage Cat

Recliner Cat

This is my brand new ThomasVille recliner. Oh, forgive me…. did I say MY recliner? My apologies. Obviously these cats are pleased with that purchase and they will displace you. $850 for a gigantic cat bed. They’ll let you sit in it occasionally. Recliner Cats won’t take no for an answer.

Lap Cat

Lap Cat is usually seen during the colder months. Lap Cat is happy to use you as a giant hot water bottle, and is most pleased when she can mold herself to your flabby parts for maximum comfort (her comfort, not yours).

Social Cat

The Social Cat will enjoy spending time with and grooming his companions, humans and feline alike. Social Cat makes friends easily and has a pleasant disposition. He enjoys the simple things in life.Social Cat and Lap Cat are first cousins.

Bag Cat

The Bag Cat will claim any unattended bag, even if it is too small for her. She will defend it from all other cats and will particularly enjoy finding toys or food hidden inside the bag. Bag Cat will spend hours attacking invisible things inside the bag and loves the crinkly sounding bags the most.

Window Cat

The Window Cat likes to lounge on window sills and fantasize about the birds and squirrels he would mutilate and destroy. Window Cat can remain motionless for hours at a time, and is also a very capable screen climber.

Party Cat

The Party Cat is always fun at a party and combines the party animal personality with that of a stripper who surprises you by jumping out of a cake. She will appear when you least expect her.

Chirp Cat

The Chirp Cat is capable of making bird noises in his sleep, even though he weighs 23 lbs. If you are not looking directly at him, you will swear that a small bird is trapped in your home. Chirp Cat is actually practicing his foreign language skills in an attempt to fool his prey into coming within attack range.

Dumpster Cat

The Dumpster Cat is capable of balancing herself at precarious angles. She is shown here training for her next dumpster diving expedition. While she may seem innocent enough… beware! She will steal the salami out of your sandwich, eat anything off of the floor, and rummage through your takeout order before you’ve had a chance to eat any of it.

Camouflage Cat

The Camouflage Cat is an expert at terrorism. She will position herself where she can maximize her springing-on-unsuspecting-passersby techniques. Camouflage Cat is usually detected when you see her rear end wiggling as she plots her attack trajectory.

Cats sure are funny animals...! Know any other personalities?

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